Entertain me for a few hours!

[Sifo]

Gonna be flying to NC to visit gf but I got here early and have an hour layover once I land in Washington from Toronto. I have an hour to kill for now, so entertain me GH. Show me random stuff, get to know me better, troll me, etc.

Please TT

[Michael]

[azhdar]

[tp4tissue]

why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..

[Sifo]

why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..

It's all old white people here...

[Novus]

Check thm out then.

[Michael]

why are you not checking out all the pretty girls at the airport..

It's all old white people here...

smh

[Sifo]

I ain't about that life I'm the only person here who's like, under 30

And at least 60 percent are grey hairs or balding

[Michael]

TIL Sifo is racist against old white people.

[Sifo]

They're scary

[azhdar]

They're scary

[Novus]

Racist

[tp4tissue]

dude u guys are making this "weird"

[Sifo]

dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist

[Novus]

dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist

dude u guys are making this "weird"

implying old white people are weird... and I'M the racist

Weird is good. Weird is not boring.

[Sifo]

Not when everyone is just sitting on their flip phones

[Sygaldry]

They're scary

Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

[Michael]

I'M the racist

qft

[Novus]

Just think about DOA 5 last round or Shinji having a breakdown on Asuka.

[Sifo]

LOL 10/10 story

[tp4tissue]

They're scary

Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?

[Novus]

They're scary

Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?

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Yea he was doing the thing where he exploits your need to passively seek his approval and he constantly shoots you down.
Basically tldr he was trying to pork you

[azhdar]

Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

[Sifo]

You just gotta see enough of them, there aren't too many subtle features to look out for, and even then it's hard to explain it. Facial features are definitely the key though

[Michael]

Sifo hurts my feelings so deep

[tp4tissue]

Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

You can't always tell them apart without talking to them..

NO ONE CAN, Not even asians, if they say they can, it may only correspond to a slightly higher rate than a white guy..

[tp4tissue]

Sifo hurts my feelings so deep

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That's not You.. !! liar.. !!

[absyrd]

Sifo hurts my feelings so deep

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That's not You.. !! liar.. !!

Yes it is. It must be. It explains the saggy testes keycap.

[Sifo]

My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry

[tp4tissue]

Sifo hurts my feelings so deep

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That's not You.. !! liar.. !!

Yes it is. It must be. It explains the saggy testes keycap.

[tp4tissue]

My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry

well you get free hotel right?   get ready to do some blow.. and order h00kers.. also u need to order the blow

[azhdar]

My connecting flight to NC just got cancelled... gonna cry

[Sifo]

Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

[mr.squishy]

Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.

[Halverson]

Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

Relax your jaws and suck some ****

[tp4tissue]

Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.

what game theory ? there's no opponent..

[tp4tissue]

Anyone in Washington... on flight to there now. Gotta figure out how I'm supposed to get to NC

Relax your jaws and suck some ****

Halverson, that's ur solution to everything.

[Sygaldry]

They're scary

Old white people always ask where I'm from and how I learned to speak English so well.

Here's an actual conversation I had in a small town in Michigan a couple years back near the Michigan Dunes.

Old White Fogey - Hi there! Where are you from?
Me - Chicago
OWF - Oh... I've never heard of that... Is that in North or South Korea?
Me - It's in... Illinois.
OWF - Illinois? That sounds like a state! Wow I didn't know China had a place called Illinois.
Me - It's not in China...
OWF - Oh so... Japan then?
Me - [sigh] I was born in the US... Illinois is a 3 hour drive from here.
OWF - Why didn't you say so earlier! You look so... Asian though?
Me - That's because I am Asian.
OWF - Hahaha, you're funny! I thought you said you were American?
Me - I am American.
OWF - Now I'm just confused. You're an interesting fellow!
Me - Not really. Sorry, I have a train to catch, nice talking to you! Bye!

Old white people are scary.

U realize that old guy was just fking with you righ?

Show Image

Yea he was doing the thing where he exploits your need to passively seek his approval and he constantly shoots you down.
Basically tldr he was trying to pork you

I thought he was joking at first, but the conversation actually ran for much longer than the 10 second snippet I decided to transcribe. In my 5 minutes of talking to him I found out he was actually dead serious and was really just curious about where I came from and really had no idea where Chicago was.

Also, considering he was a server and his tip depended on me actually enjoying my dining experience, I doubt he would have been dumb enough to be openly and intentionally racist to a customer :confused:. I decided in the end to tip him normally because he was genuinely just trying to have a conversation and learn something about the outside world.

I also realized that the moment I set foot in that town, all eyes were on me (curious stares and hostile stares alike). I'm pretty sure I was the first Asian person to set foot in that town in the past 10 years. It always amazes me how insulated some towns can be in the US but sadly this kind of thing is far from uncommon in the Midwest. Not so much a problem on the East and West coasts though.

[mr.squishy]

Watch Five Nights at Freddy's videos. Also make sure you watch the game theory on it.

what game theory ? there's no opponent..

I don't know what you mean by "opponent", but here are the relative links:

[baldgye]

TIL Sifo is racist against old white people.

and bald people..

[Novus]

Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.

[tp4tissue]

Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.

achm... this is not true..

South asia is developing just fine.. 


Yea there's the drugs.. but, I mean, What country didn't grow alotta drugs prior to large technology investments.

[iri]

TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.

[Novus]

Can you sifo guys help me out on identyfying asians?

I mean koreans, chinese and japanese are quite differents on the look (for the male ones at least) ,  but what's the trick to identify other minors asian countries?

Nobody cares about those countries.
I kid.

achm... this is not true..

South asia is developing just fine.. 


Yea there's the drugs.. but, I mean, What country didn't grow alotta drugs prior to large technology investments.

O_o

[Michael]

TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.

QFT

[tp4tissue]

TIL Sifo is a racist, an ageist and a hairist.

QFT

what's a hairist

[paicrai]

Relax your jaws and suck some ****

motto

[Sifo]

well. I landed an hour late to Washington Dulles. all flights to NC cancelled. it's snowing quite a bit here. idk what to do

[tp4tissue]

well. I landed an hour late to Washington Dulles. all flights to NC cancelled. it's snowing quite a bit here. idk what to do

Dude, ur on an Adventure..  !!  Be glad..


Conventions be damned..

I've gotten seriously lost hundreds of times.. IN CHINA..  and yet.. "still alive"..


This is 'murica,  you're way way safer.

[Novus]

Use the force