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[FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« on: Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:38:24 »



1.     Do you sux0rz at Agar.io ?

2.     Have you never made the leaderboard ?

3.     Do you h8 it when some random kid named -Poop- beats you ?



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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:57:36 »
Do you accept CCs and BBs as payment?


I keep seeing this game but no idea what it is.

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:58:17 »
Do you accept CCs and BBs as payment?


I keep seeing this game but no idea what it is.


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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 21 August 2015, 21:02:20 »
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Do you sux0rz at Agar.io ?

Have you never made the leaderboard ?
Do you h8 it when some random kid named -Poop- beats you ?

Learn from the Agar-master today..
Tp4 has 100s of hours of experience playing both team and solo style play.[/size]
Only $15 an hour..  for 1 on 1 training..

Communication over skype.



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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 00:56:59 »
I used to be an unpopular kid before I took Tp4tissue's Agar.io lessons now I'm more unpopular and out of $15.
« Last Edit: Sat, 22 August 2015, 00:59:25 by Meiosis »
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:04:05 »
I used to be an unpopular kid before I took Tp4tissue's Agar.io lessons now I'm more unpopular and out of $15.

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However, personal popularity with friends is a function of physical proximity and not covered or guaranteed under our Agar.io Professional Training's terms of service..

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:24:36 »
Thank you to whatever mod approved this FS thread. I say he gets a free lesson.
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:31:47 »
i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:36:29 »
i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens
Also agree but by chat I would want to have him actually talk and not just type .-.
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 13:25:35 »
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 13:35:22 »
i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens
Also agree but by chat I would want to have him actually talk and not just type .-.
Skyping with tp4 is a wonderful experience. I say it's priceless, and $15 is a cheap price to pay for it.  ;)

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:54:07 »
I'd be worried Tp4 would spend the whole hour talking about everything but Agar.

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:56:06 »

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:56:56 »
Can I just talk to you for $15/hour and skip the Agar.io training??

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 21:52:32 »
Can I just talk to you for $15/hour and skip the Agar.io training??

Agar.io must be played in the background..  as required by Service Agreement..

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 22 August 2015, 22:19:20 »
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 23 August 2015, 01:41:40 »
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 23 August 2015, 03:18:22 »
I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:01:02 »
I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.

Agar.io doesn't run well if you don't have an SSD.. 

This is a known fact..

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 24 August 2015, 16:12:47 »
I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.

Agar.io doesn't run well if you don't have an SSD.. 

This is a known fact..
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This is made up.

Is this the kind of swill you're dishing out in your private lessons?

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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #20 on: Sun, 14 February 2016, 14:50:23 »
Good lord, why did I click on this.  Need to focus on more important matters...
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #21 on: Sun, 14 February 2016, 16:05:57 »
Hi! My name is Ramage, and before taking lessons with TP4, I couldn't even get on the leader board.  Now I can be in the top 10 within a matter of minutes!  TP4 taught me about his patented "divide and sweep" strategy which I now use to pwn servers into obliteration.  Your enemies will rage quit, your love interests will find you irresistible, your mother will love you more.  Every area of my life improved after mastering agario and I have TP4 to thank!
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Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
« Reply #22 on: Sun, 14 February 2016, 16:39:50 »
TP4 you should totally make a udemy course for Agar.io