Why DON'T we have a dating section..

[tp4tissue]

Why not..




We just need a special moderator for it..



Dating for geeks..




I bet we could come up with a great Natively developed matching profile form that would work for us much better than those other websites that cater to NORMAL people.

[hwood34]

your parents really on your ass about this whole wife thing, huh?

[tp4tissue]

your parents really on your ass about this whole wife thing, huh?

Not my parents,  but the rest of the family yes..


I'm just saying, since our geekhack ratio is demonstrably bad..  This might help... If all the girls come in here,  and they see all these Cool guys with jobs, and a healthy hobby.

[hwood34]

your parents really on your ass about this whole wife thing, huh?

Not my parents,  but the rest of the family yes..


I'm just saying, since our geekhack ratio is demonstrably bad..  This might help... If all the girls come in here,  and they see all these Cool guys with jobs, and a healthy hobby.

we'll have our own jdate. "mkdate"

[beehatch]

it would be ****ing stupid

[hwood34]

it would be ****ing stupid

party pooper

[beehatch]

it would be ****ing stupid

party pooper

you have to admit though, it would be pretty dumb

[hwood34]

it would be ****ing stupid

party pooper

you have to admit though, it would be pretty dumb

if it means I get to see tp4 hit on girls more, I'm alright with that

[asdfjkl36]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

[njbair]

A Geekhacker needs to marry someone who isn't into keyboards. Someone they would have to answer to if they blew all their money on keyboards. Otherwise you're just going to end up bankrupt. Or living in a van down by the river.

[beehatch]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

[hwood34]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

[beehatch]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going off your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

[hwood34]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

[Snowdog993]

I can see it now:
The geekhack dating section.

Him: I really enjoy the way we can actually go out dating without having to worry about anything else!
Her: I really enjoy the really great food at this place!
Him: Isn't this great?  I can't wait until we get the chance to do this again!  Hey! They have FREE WiFi! Let me get out my satchel here.....
Her: Oh cool!  I just happen to have this spare BlueTooth keyboard!  Maybe we can hook it up!
Him: Cordless?  BlueTooth?  Ahh, you must be using one of those NuLaxy things!  Let me see!
Her: Not until you buy dessert!  Waiter...
Him: Oh Fantastic!  I can log into geekhack from here!  Hey!  We can take pictures of our keyboards and brag about this fancy place!
Her: Okay but I have to take a picture of you happily ordering our dessert!
Him: Okay! Okay!  Hey!  Where do I post this thing?
Her: OMG!  You don't know?  TP4 has a dating thread on there...  Let me show you...
Him: Okay waiter. she'll have dessert now.  "uh...."
Her: (Talking to waiter) I'll have the banana milkshake with 2 straws!  And can you put some strawberry slices and whipped cream on top?
Waiter:  Certainly.
Him: Are you done with my Tablet yet?  Did you find the dating thread?
Her:  Oooh!  Wow!  Unhhh!  Yes!  Yes!  YES!
Him: What is it?
Her: Snowdog showing off again.  I love that guy!  He's built like a Model M.

[asdfjkl36]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going off your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

Well if you wanna party with the d-squad but don't think they're up to your standards then that's another thing that might need to be taken into consideration for


But if you don't wanna join the dating site, then that's your thing

Just trying to get the ball rolling with some eye candy options

[rowdy]

Why?  Perhaps because this is a keyboard forum.

[trenzafeeds]

He's built like a Model M.

10/10

[fanpeople]

Her: Snowdog showing off again.  I love that guy!  He's built like a Model M.

Are you trying to tell us that you need a bolt mod? 

Edit: Spelling

[Elrick]

Why?  Perhaps because this is a keyboard forum.

99% who visit here are Males, only a tiny amount of Girls visit here due to an actual interest in keyboards and to find out what the average nerd likes to acquire.

So if you are Gay this place might be heaven for you but if you desperately want a female then you MUST visit your local (your area) Grocery Stores, Dance Classes, Wine Tasting Events (really good), Art Gallery and Fitness Classes.

I would tell you which event I found my Mrs at but that will be another time in the far, far future.......

[SamirD]

your parents really on your ass about this whole wife thing, huh?

Not my parents,  but the rest of the family yes..


I'm just saying, since our geekhack ratio is demonstrably bad..  This might help... If all the girls come in here,  and they see all these Cool guys with jobs, and a healthy hobby.

My parents were on my ass about this before I got married just 3 years ago.  I was into my cars, car website, and just enjoying life.  And then along comes the wife.  It changes everything, so you have to remember that before going that route.

On the other hand, I know guys we happened to meet a girl that was into autocrossing like they were and even had an evo like they did.  Long story short--they're married, have two evos and autocross all the time together.  Similar hobbies aren't necessarily bad.

[SamirD]

99% who visit here are Males, only a tiny amount of Girls visit here due to an actual interest in keyboards and to find out what the average nerd likes to acquire.

So if you are Gay this place might be heaven for you but if you desperately want a female then you MUST visit your local (your area) Grocery Stores, Dance Classes, Wine Tasting Events (really good), Art Gallery and Fitness Classes.

I would tell you which event I found my Mrs at but that will be another time in the far, far future.......

While forums in general are male-dominated, you'd be surprised how many smoking hot ladies there are online (yes, even on here).  That being said, they're here for the topic 99.99999% of the time, not to find a significant other, so not only does the ratio suck, but it's also not the right place or the right time.

Grocery stores are awesome!  I didn't meet my wife that way, but I was oblivious to a lot of ladies that were trying to start a conversation with me (I was an idiot with women and pretty much still am, lol).  Friday nights were the best.  I still remember the two girls that tried to start up a conversation over stove top stuffing...

What I've learned about the whole significant other thing--do your thing in life and she will come to you--not because of any attraction or anything like that, but because your lives will intersect at the right place at the right time.

[SamirD]

I would tell you which event I found my Mrs at but that will be another time in the far, far future.......

Hey, I can't think of a better thread than this if you're up for it.  You might be inspiration to a lot of people on here...

[Sifo]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

[byker]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

[taylordcraig]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

Is sifo Dsquad or just based?

[Sifo]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

Is sifo Dsquad or just based?

I'm a founder

[rowdy]

And despite how many female members GH has, I would guess that most of them joined GH to discuss and learn about keyboards and keycaps.

[jamster]

Not my parents,  but the rest of the family yes..

I'm just saying, since our geekhack ratio is demonstrably bad..  This might help... If all the girls come in here,  and they see all these Cool guys with jobs, and a healthy hobby.

After reading through the (lack of) excercise thread, I wouldn't call keyboards a "healthy" hobby

[suicidal_orange]

Grocery stores are awesome!  I didn't meet my wife that way, but I was oblivious to a lot of ladies that were trying to start a conversation with me (I was an idiot with women and pretty much still am, lol).  Friday nights were the best.  I still remember the two girls that tried to start up a conversation over stove top stuffing...

Whether her hobby be keyboard related or not my partner will be arty.  The best find to find arty people is not art classes - they don't need 'em.  Artists are home doing they're thing, I'm home doing mine - meeting is not an option.  But you're right that even artists need to eat!

Unfortunately at the time I'm usually in a grocery store (on my way home from work) the customers are maingly old people, pairs of girls dolled up for a night on the town, or couples with tired kids making annoying noises.  Needless to say as a logical and sane person my earphones stay in, but maybe that needs to change

[absyrd]

I'm down to date people on the forum. It isn't like my wife is always lurking or anything.

[Air tree]

I'm down to date people on the forum. It isn't like my wife is always lurking or anything.

I mean you have hid your ongoing relationship with hoff for this long, surely another fling couldn't hurt.   )

[absyrd]

I'm down to date people on the forum. It isn't like my wife is always lurking or anything.

I mean you have hid your ongoing relationship with hoff for this long, surely another fling couldn't hurt.   )

That one is out in the open. Wyfe already vidz Hoff dominating me.

[tp4tissue]

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See we don't need any personality description, because it all comes out in the keyboard photos.

[azhdar]

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See we don't need any personality description, because it all comes out in the keyboard photos.

Only 4 keyboards ? Do think I'm a pleb ?
Also WPM must be on top of the profile, right before anything else.

[tp4tissue]

Only 4 keyboards ? Do think I'm a pleb ?
Also WPM must be on top of the profile, right before anything else.

Well here's the thing.. Many people who  use the keyboard quite a-bit,  might not chase WPM speed..

So, i wasn't sure about WPM as a requirement,  because it's outside the realm of practical use.

Because while 70-100wpm isn't really fast,   it's more than enough for daily use.

[taylordcraig]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

Is sifo Dsquad or just based?

I'm a founder

Oh that's disappointing, I always thought you were cool.

[Sifo]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

Is sifo Dsquad or just based?

I'm a founder

Oh that's disappointing, I always thought you were cool.

Then you'd be surprised at who the other founders are

[SamirD]

Grocery stores are awesome!  I didn't meet my wife that way, but I was oblivious to a lot of ladies that were trying to start a conversation with me (I was an idiot with women and pretty much still am, lol).  Friday nights were the best.  I still remember the two girls that tried to start up a conversation over stove top stuffing...

Whether her hobby be keyboard related or not my partner will be arty.  The best find to find arty people is not art classes - they don't need 'em.  Artists are home doing they're thing, I'm home doing mine - meeting is not an option.  But you're right that even artists need to eat!

Unfortunately at the time I'm usually in a grocery store (on my way home from work) the customers are maingly old people, pairs of girls dolled up for a night on the town, or couples with tired kids making annoying noises.  Needless to say as a logical and sane person my earphones stay in, but maybe that needs to change

I've bumped into my share of artsy girls.  I met one at a party and she actually tracked me down and we went and shot photos together one day.

Most of the artsy girls I've met have been at places artsy people hang out or are passionate about.  Usually I was there because of someone/something else, but I've generally been attracted to artsy stuff so I'd tag along.

I'm down to date people on the forum. It isn't like my wife is always lurking or anything.

hahaha

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Goals:


Looking for:

x
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See we don't need any personality description, because it all comes out in the keyboard photos.

So I have only Ms?  What does that say about my personality?  Hey, that's an idea--we should have a 'What Your Keyboard Choice Says About You' section.  ;D

[taylordcraig]

Yea, no quality matches. We got top quality guys here but...

Show me these top quality guys lol

orgy with d-squad

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

so you consider them top quality? interesting

if we're going by your opinions, looks like at least a few

don't worry, she's into autists so there are plenty here she's attracted to!

savage

Is sifo Dsquad or just based?

I'm a founder

Oh that's disappointing, I always thought you were cool.

Then you'd be surprised at who the other founders are

Did it get taken over or annexed or something?

[jdcarpe]

I would tell you which event I found my Mrs at but that will be another time in the far, far future.......

It was a bare knuckle boxing match, wasn't it?

[Findecanor]

A Geekhacker needs to marry someone who isn't into keyboards. Someone they would have to answer to if they blew all their money on keyboards. Otherwise you're just going to end up bankrupt. Or living in a van down by the river.

Hey, if only I had a van to store my keyboard collection in ...

[Michael]

This thread should be re-named to 'Why we DON'T have a dating section....'


 

[tinlong117]

This thread should be re-named to 'Why we DON'T have a dating section....'


 

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

[SamirD]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

[njbair]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

It's the name of a website that apparently offered a way for married people to hook up with others and have an affair. I had a hard time believing it was real when the story broke. But some hackers got their hands on a list of all their clients and tried to blackmail the company for money in exchange for a promise not to leak the users' real names. AFAIK the company didn't pay up and the hackers leaked the info.

[SamirD]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

It's the name of a website that apparently offered a way for married people to hook up with others and have an affair. I had a hard time believing it was real when the story broke. But some hackers got their hands on a list of all their clients and tried to blackmail the company for money in exchange for a promise not to leak the users' real names. AFAIK the company didn't pay up and the hackers leaked the info.

Wow, just wow.  Talk about privacy concerns and theft identity issues all rolled up in one!

[tbc]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

dating site for cheating spouses

only gay cheating happened there though.  literally no women from what i heard.

[trenzafeeds]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

dating site for cheating spouses

only gay cheating happened there though.  literally no women from what i heard.

All the "women" on the sight, when traced back through proxies, could be attributed to like a single square mile of Hong Kong.

[tp4tissue]

Maybe we don't want to be another Ashley Madison?

I pretty much work too much to know what's going on in the outside world, so who's that?

dating site for cheating spouses

only gay cheating happened there though.  literally no women from what i heard.

Yup, it was a scam all along.


Women don't need a website to cheat..


They just go to work dressed up..  Say, Hello,  and boom..



If A guy wants to cheat,  he has to go workout for 3 months, cut carbs,  pay a months worth of some other female's food bill, Listen to and REMEMBER the things she says,  THEN maybe, he gets to cheat..


So,  honestly.....  Yea,  getting the short end here...