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Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 19:44:11 »
Today...

Tp4 made Didn't-Go-Shopping Soup :





Cilantro 1/2 cup chopped

Parsley 1/2 cup chopped

Bokchoy 2 cup chopped

String bean 1/4 cup chopped

Red wine 3/4 cup

Water 2 cup

Silken Tofu 1 block 500grams, ~2.5 cup





Taste Review:

Something between Rotten shellfish... and blood pudding..   

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 19:50:30 »
No fish sauce?

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 19:51:46 »
No fish sauce?

didn't need it.. I think the parsley + red wine came together to form shellfish..

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 19:55:30 »
Decent soup needs a base. There has to be a rich underlying flavor of something, a chopped browned onion would have made all the difference. Even a spoonful of minced onion flakes browned briefly in oil can add surprising body.
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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 19:58:49 »
Peanut butter and jelly dogs. I had seen some monte christo dogs on a food show so I figured I'd just try the ghetto version. Was not prepared for how gross the pb and Nathan's would taste together. In retrospect, it should have been obvious but I was more worried about the jelly.  Honorable mention goes to cheerios with pepsi instead of milk. I was just a stupid kid when I had that brilliant idea though.

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 20:43:51 »
Peanut butter and jelly dogs. I had seen some monte christo dogs on a food show so I figured I'd just try the ghetto version. Was not prepared for how gross the pb and Nathan's would taste together. In retrospect, it should have been obvious but I was more worried about the jelly.  Honorable mention goes to cheerios with pepsi instead of milk. I was just a stupid kid when I had that brilliant idea though.

One time I was so groggy I think I put apple juice on my honey nut cheerios. It actually tasted alright for the first few bites.

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 21 May 2017, 20:46:35 »
Peanut butter and jelly dogs. I had seen some monte christo dogs on a food show so I figured I'd just try the ghetto version. Was not prepared for how gross the pb and Nathan's would taste together. In retrospect, it should have been obvious but I was more worried about the jelly.  Honorable mention goes to cheerios with pepsi instead of milk. I was just a stupid kid when I had that brilliant idea though.

One time I was so groggy I think I put apple juice on my honey nut cheerios. It actually tasted alright for the first few bites.


Tp4 haz made oatmeal with apple juice.. 

That sounds fairly similar..

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 00:39:14 »
Once had half a kilo of leftover chicken meat that I forgot I had. Found it two weeks later when people complained of the smell in the fridge. It had turned grey and was sitting in a pool of pink slime. But, student frugality, so I boiled it for four hours and made chicken soup out of it.
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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 01:32:15 »
Once had half a kilo of leftover chicken meat that I forgot I had. Found it two weeks later when people complained of the smell in the fridge. It had turned grey and was sitting in a pool of pink slime. But, student frugality, so I boiled it for four hours and made chicken soup out of it.

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 01:51:11 »
One time I was so groggy I think I put apple juice on my honey nut cheerios. It actually tasted alright for the first few bites.

The Pepsi cereal was surprisingly less offensive than it had any right to be as well. (Again, kid taste buds)  Things went downhill pretty quickly when the Pepsi started getting flat and the cheerios started getting soggy though.

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 02:14:41 »
Should have put more wine in it... but after you finished cooking.

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 02:40:06 »
so....u actually cooked?
sounds wrong to me from the beginning

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Re: Your Worst Culinary Feat..
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 22 May 2017, 03:01:28 »
Once had half a kilo of leftover chicken meat that I forgot I had. Found it two weeks later when people complained of the smell in the fridge. It had turned grey and was sitting in a pool of pink slime. But, student frugality, so I boiled it for four hours and made chicken soup out of it.

You win. I think I wanna vomit
Wasn't that bad actually. Had a distinct cadavery tange to it.
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