The Church Of Halverson

[Halverson]

halverson ****s altar boys, and i'm the altar boy in this church!

o bby where do I sign up to be an altar man

Pm nudes

16

-moonwalks away-

Joins the moonwalk

joins in a hot pursuit moonwalk chase

me:

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halverson:

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pwn:

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Love it!

[Jokrik]

How do I get Baptist here?

Edit: Baptized, stupid auto correct

[Halverson]

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

[Jokrik]

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though

[Halverson]

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though

Long as you are legal!

[Air tree]

16 is legal in Washington where I live.


Only one more year Halvy.  )

[demik]

How do I get Baptist here?

Baptized? Just shower yourself with keyboards and keyboard accessories. Also, eat some seafood!

Will try tonight, gonna soak the keyset and clacks in the water first
You need pic proof of me taking the shower? NSFW though

Long as you are legal!

youve learned the hard way

16 is legal in Washington where I live.


Only one more year Halvy.  )

truly devoted to the cause

[Halverson]

I only think of you, on two occasions. That's when I'm drunk or blazing up.

[beehatch]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

[Air tree]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Looks fine to me.

[beehatch]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Looks fine to me.

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It'd only pinch a little...

[Halverson]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

[beehatch]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Slick as ****.

[tp4tissue]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

[Halverson]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

[beehatch]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

What are tp physics?

[tp4tissue]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

What are tp physics?

From every which way

[tp4tissue]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

[absyrd]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

Will you do mushrooms with me, please?

[Sed8op8]

Do you think it would hurt if I sat on a shark's face?

Pm nudes and I'll let you know if it'll hurt my face

Halverson physics

Gotta calculate mass and density for insurance purposes

I think in the future,  if humans were to go into space,  genetic engineers would probably have to splice some genes and give us all exoskeletons...

Will you do mushrooms with me, please?

ask psybin then you will just need to find psilo and make sure to grab tp in case you get sick before it kicks in its been awhile but I think dosing with tp would blow my mind permenantly !YMMV

[Halverson]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

[HoffmanMyster]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

Diiiiiiibs on allll of the triiiips.

[absyrd]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

[CPTBadAss]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

[absyrd]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Oh, you coming, too!? Then for sure RAP cabin and we can drop the "e" entirely.

[HoffmanMyster]

we can drop the "e"

 

[Halverson]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

[beehatch]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?

[paicrai]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

[Halverson]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?

Ask hoff, we spent a week there

[paicrai]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

demik and I going to be there so RAPe CABIN

a-a-and me maybe?

Sadly milky can't come to the rape cabin. But I legit am going to have this party in the fall, yeeee

What the hell is a rape cabin?

probably bad i dont wanna go there

[Halverson]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

[CPTBadAss]

I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

[HoffmanMyster]

I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

[beehatch]

I heard there was something about Pokemon Stadium and Chancey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

[CPTBadAss]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

[beehatch]

Well, go on. Explain to me what happens in this rape cabin.

All I know is when I started talking to the Girlshark itself itself, I was told about this mythical cabin in the woods. Since the cabin is deep in the woods and kinda spooky, I was told it was like the cabins in the horror movies which is all rapey and scary. I cannot confirm if there's been anything uncouth there.

Seems pretty safe though if all people do is eat chips and play video games.

This would sound fun if it were true 

(clearly the second part of your description)

[CPTBadAss]

Honestly I don't even know if it's scary or not. I've never seen it myself. I think it really is deep in the woods. But the rape cabin is part of the lore of the Church so we can only have faith it's not anything bad.

[demik]

Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it

[CPTBadAss]

Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it

You could always do me a solid and live a little by buying a plane ticket.

[demik]

For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.

[Sed8op8]

Get a rape cabin in freedom land so I can come God damn it

its a Canadian rape cabin  good god

[CPTBadAss]

For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.

No I meant support me by buying a plane ticket. You know, I have a day job that involves planes and whatever....but I would also not say no to a plane ticket.


Dear Girlshark,

How come every time I'm in a meeting at work, I miss really good deals on video games? Do the eBay and Instagram gods hate me?

Your sad follower,

Me.

[tp4tissue]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..

[Halverson]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..

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Well if it's GH attendees it'll prob be 29.8-1
If it was a normal cottage party? Good luck telling the girls to **** off.

[demik]

For you?

If you represent us to the fullest, maybe.

No I meant support me by buying a plane ticket. You know, I have a day job that involves planes and whatever....but I would also not say no to a plane ticket.


Dear Girlshark,

How come every time I'm in a meeting at work, I miss really good deals on video games? Do the eBay and Instagram gods hate me?

Your sad follower,

Me.

Yeah that's what I meant. Imma need you to go hard in the paint tho. DIPSET.

[CPTBadAss]

Yeah that's what I meant. Imma need you to go hard in the paint tho. DIPSET.

I always go hard. There's no other mode.

[demik]

My Asian brother *chest pound*

[tp4tissue]

Trip party at the rape cabin this fall

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Lots of Pepsi and chips!

I'm actually just hoping it's better than 29.8 b : 1 g

In that respect,  GH is like the Engineering dorm @ college..


At any given time,  someone was playing  warcraft 3/ dota/ smash/ cs 1.6/ starcraft/ WOW..

They had parties where even the ONLY GIRL living on that floor DID NOT attend..

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Well if it's GH attendees it'll prob be 29.8-1
If it was a normal cottage party? Good luck telling the girls to **** off.

We can maybe get Hoff to round up some girls for us @ the local bar..

[Air tree]

I'm sure hoffs giant blood attracts all the ladies.