Author Topic: Pretend to be a noob (Read 37867 times)

CommunistWitchDr · « **on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29 »

We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

jdcarpe · « **Reply #1 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:27 »

Which MX switch is closest in feel to Topre 55g?

foxer · « **Reply #2 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:42 »

I don't need to try...

Photekq · « **Reply #3 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:37:47 »

What's the best switch? (ignore my signature)

tjcaustin · « **Reply #4 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:38:07 »

Can this case fit a gh60 or a poker?

what's the difference between a filco with blues and a QFR with reds?

Halverson · « **Reply #5 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:38:55 »

What cherry switch is in an IBM BS keyboard?

tjcaustin · « **Reply #6 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:40:25 »

How hot is that halverson chick? I think she's hitting on me.

SmallFry · « **Reply #7 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:42:35 »

Dolch KMAC Bugatti Veyron ultra thick PBT MEGA!

keymaster · « **Reply #8 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:42:50 »

it would be cool if someone made a skeletor keycap

(was actually one of my first posts)

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #9 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:43:21 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:40:25

How hot is that halverson chick? I think she's hitting on me.

Meow

jdcarpe · « **Reply #10 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:47 »

Hey, I'm in a hurry, so I can't really bother to read the OP, can I open these switches without desoldering anything?

Is Topre better than MX? It's more expensive, so it must be, right?

I heard Topre is the best, but you can't game on it.

I want to desolder some switches, I need a Hakko, right?

ekw808 · « **Reply #11 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:49 »

How much is my cc worth? I just got it from a recent sale but I need money.

thegunner100 · « **Reply #12 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:07 »

What's TKL?

hashbaz · « **Reply #13 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:30 »

Will these keys work on my Filco Majestouch-2 Ninja with Cherrry MX blues?

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #14 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:46:40 »

hey what keyboard will make you guys think im cool i want to make sure people think im cool online

keymaster · « **Reply #15 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:49:18 »

Quote from: ekw808 on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:45:49

How much is my cc worth? I just got it from a recent sale but I need money.

lol'd but this is more of a GH veteran, Scumbag Steve

hashbaz · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:49:58 »

How much faster will I type on MX blues vs. MX browns? I heard blues are best for typing.

i3oilermaker · « **Reply #17 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:52:40 »

What's TKL?

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:53:43 »

Who or what is OP?

I turned my mx switches into super smooth toprah switches by adding petroleum jelly in all my switches and the best part, now my hands are soft and everything is really quiet!

Also if I spill coke on my keyboard again it helps them be waterproof.

And don't even try to argue with me because I know I'm right.

ekw808 · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:55:00 »

Posting before reading =D

Binge · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:58:13 »

I'd like to go mechanical, but I really can't see myself spending anything over $30. Please help me find the perfect keyboard to fit my life!!!

P.S. I have a saitek eclipse iii that I love but it would be nice if the letters didn't wear off.

Tym · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:59:30 »

Whats a keyboard?

hashbaz · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:02:06 »

There's this ripster guy that hangs out on reddit that seems to know a ton about keyboards. Wonder why he doesn't post here.

Binge · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:03:46 »

hahaha lololol +1 - your opinion is valid/invalid

(gotta get into classifieds)

Trent · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:04:51 »

What is a unicomp?

Halverson · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:05:56 »

I'm new. I want a fullsize board, aluminum case, wireless and full LEDs. My budget is $50.

I hear Korean gold springs are the best. Especially in vintage black switches lubed with an oil mixed with a grease.

Binge · « **Reply #26 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:11:03 »

I've heard blue switches are for not gaming, and red switches are for gaming.

jwaz · « **Reply #27 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:14:38 »

New Member/ Keyboard Subforum: I can't seem to find the classifieds so does anyone want to buy my Das Ultimate Black Widow G15?

Binge · « **Reply #28 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:17:03 »

Topre don't even provide polling rate adjustment. That will probably hurt your APM.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #29 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:20:29 »

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #30 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:20:56 »

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #31 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:21:20 »

+1

davkol · « **Reply #32 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:22:33 »

I need a purple backlit keyboard with wrist rest, USB hub and LCD display*. Doesn't matter whether membrane, or mechanical.

* yes, LCD display... and LED diodes

jwaz · « **Reply #33 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:26:51 »

What is that colored skull key and where do I get one?

BunnyLake · « **Reply #34 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:29:59 »

black widow ULTIMATE bro

Badwrench · « **Reply #35 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:10 »

I am currently at 300 APM in SC2, would new keycaps on my Black Widow Ultimate get me another 50?

BunnyLake · « **Reply #36 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:52 »

Quote from: Badwrench on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:31:10

I am currently at 300 APM in SC2, would new keycaps on my Black Widow Ultimate get me another 50?

what is apm and where do i buy them

Halverson · « **Reply #37 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:38:42 »

I gotta make 60 posts in one day so I can sell this skull cap I bought. I hear they sell for a lot of money.

daerid · « **Reply #38 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:39:25 »

Hey guys I was wondering if you had any thoughts about the Razer Black Widow Ultimate as I heard it's the best and Razer makes the greatest gaming gear!!!!

Binge · « **Reply #39 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:46:36 »

split keyboards are for sissies, get a wrist rest you baby lol

#yolo

tp4tissue · « **Reply #40 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:50:29 »

Quote from: Binge on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:46:36

split keyboards are for sissies, get a wrist rest you baby lol

#yolo

noobs don't even know about slit keyboards

hashbaz · « **Reply #41 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:56:39 »

I've only been around a week, but this tp4tissue guy seems to troll every thread. <== Actual noob reaction to tp

Tym · « **Reply #42 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:03:52 »

Quote from: hashbaz on Fri, 14 June 2013, 17:56:39

I've only been around a week, but this tp4tissue guy seems to troll every thread. <== Actual noob reaction to tp

My reaction to tp

kmiller8 · « **Reply #43 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:06 »

Hey, I just read that OCN guide about mechanical switches, and now I'm a keyboard expert like you guys.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #44 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47 »

Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!

Halverson · « **Reply #45 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:06:37 »

What's a ps/2? Does my MacBook have that connector?

kmiller8 · « **Reply #46 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:07 »

What keyboard should I buy?

Binge · « **Reply #47 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:14 »

What's reddit?

jdcarpe · « **Reply #48 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:35 »

Is this GB still open? How can I place an order?

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #49 on:** Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:07:48 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Fri, 14 June 2013, 18:05:47

Came here from reddit...

You guys should check out reddit!

Have you seen my shoes before? I have a nice pair of New Balances

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Author Topic: Pretend to be a noob (Read 37867 times)