Author Topic: Pretend to be a noob (Read 37868 times)

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #100 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:58:10 »

Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 15 June 2013, 01:48:34

I want a fullsize 60% TKL keyboard with ABS keycaps that are doubleshot PBT.

It needs a PS/2 connector, and at least 2 USB ports.

Preferably a non-detachable cable that I can remove so I can transport it more easilier.

Oh and MX Topre switches.

Any suggestions?

why do you want ps2 compatible, the ps3 has been out for years and ps4 is coming soon

rowdy · « **Reply #101 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:09:03 »

can I be a mod plz?

Moosecraft · « **Reply #102 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49 »

All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good

Sifo · « **Reply #103 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:22:03 »

Quote from: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49

All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good

Too bad you can't afford such a quality board

Reomero · « **Reply #104 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:45:51 »

Does the spacebar in this set fit my FC700R?

Moosecraft · « **Reply #105 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 05:02:31 »

Quote from: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 03:22:03

Quote from: Moosecraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 02:54:49
All the pros use the Razer keyboard so it must be good

Too bad you can't afford such a quality board

I mean it even has macros and super cool font!

MKULTRA · « **Reply #106 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 09:38:29 »

Nothing wrong with noobs wanting to know more about keyboards...

davkol · « **Reply #107 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:31:02 »

Why is this outdated keyboard with weird layout so overpriced?

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #108 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:33:44 »

I just bought some things in your groupbuy last week, and you still haven't sent it to me! Where is my stuff crook?!? Also, what does in production mean?

Photoelectric · « **Reply #109 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:39:02 »

Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:33:44

I just bought some things in your groupbuy last week, and you still haven't sent it to me! Where is my stuff crook?!? Also, what does in production mean?

I know how you feel, I have sent 15 PMs to the OP and he never responds!

mauri · « **Reply #110 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11 »

circlejerk is strong with this thread

jdcarpe · « **Reply #111 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13 »

Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11

circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #112 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 11:15:56 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13

Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11
circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.

correct. only a long term user would realize that for example the topre crowd is a circle jerk crowd who more often
than carry out their inane worship based on the fact that they've just spent some money and must justify to themselves that it was worth spending.

This is where we see the bulk of topre worship and fanboism

AKIMbO · « **Reply #113 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:16:56 »

Where can I find doubleshots for my topre board?

keymaster · « **Reply #114 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:28:07 »

lol I can't imagine owning more than one board lol

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #115 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:32:22 »

Quote from: keymaster on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:28:07

lol I can't imagine owning more than one board lol

Bingo!

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #116 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:36:09 »

Is there a KMAC store I can buy a board from?

Moosecraft · « **Reply #117 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:37:52 »

Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:36:09

Is there a KMAC store I can buy a board from?

Technically KBDmod.com but I'm not really sure how their site works with international shipping etc.

EDIT: Forgot which thread this was lol....

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #118 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:44:28 »

What does GB mean? Or WTS, WTT, WTB? Or OP? TKL? What's a winkey? Who's ripster? What's so great about Korean boards? Do "O" rings make a difference? My keyboard is loud, how can I make it quiet? I'm only goi g to buy what I need.

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE SPONGE BOB CAPS!!?!?!

mauri · « **Reply #119 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 14:57:48 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:49:13

Quote from: mauri on Sat, 15 June 2013, 10:40:11
circlejerk is strong with this thread

Fail. That's not something a noob would say.

yet it is accurate, i whole inertia accidentally

Halverson · « **Reply #120 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 14:59:19 »

Where is the local church?

kmiller8 · « **Reply #121 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 15:10:14 »

Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 15 June 2013, 13:44:28

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE SPONGE BOB CAPS!!?!?!

breaking the meta here, I want one of those damn spongebob caps..

UniClown · « **Reply #122 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43 »

I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!

Sifo · « **Reply #123 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:42:16 »

Quote from: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43

I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!

#GOLD

UniClown · « **Reply #124 on:** Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:45:34 »

Quote from: Sifo on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:42:16

Quote from: UniClown on Sat, 15 June 2013, 23:40:43
I think that the gold plated USB cables make like my connection faster no LAG!!1!

#GOLD

#2CHAINZYOLOGOLD

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #125 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27 »

are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps

Photoelectric · « **Reply #126 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:33:42 »

Topre is just rubber domes--it should accept any rubber dome keycaps.

eyesmiles · « **Reply #127 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:35:38 »

Where can I buy ergo clears?

Sifo · « **Reply #128 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:39:35 »

Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27

are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44816.0

this you?

Mmm.. I shouldn't be so mean.

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #129 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:07:28 »

Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:39:35

Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Sun, 16 June 2013, 00:29:27
are kmac switches better than topore and are there any keycaps for them because topper doesn't have keycaps

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=44816.0

this you?

Mmm.. I shouldn't be so mean.

That's exactly what I was making fun of.

PointyFox · « **Reply #130 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53 »

Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29

We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" and 98% of people didn't know what the "internet" was, so I guess I was never one

The_Beast · « **Reply #131 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:12:37 »

Quote from: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53

Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29
We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" or "internet", so I guess I was never one

There was a time before the internet?

Tell me about this strange and wonderful time!

PointyFox · « **Reply #132 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:16:25 »

Quote from: The_Beast on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:12:37

Quote from: PointyFox on Sun, 16 June 2013, 01:11:53
Quote from: CommunistWitchDr on Fri, 14 June 2013, 16:36:29
We were all noobs once, some worse than others. That doesn't make it less fun to joke about.

Hey geekhack I just want to know what is the best keyboard and money doesn't matter because my dad doesn't know I have his credit card its a topper right

I was around before anyone had heard of "noob" or "internet", so I guess I was never one

There was a time before the internet?

Tell me about this strange and wonderful time!

Kids were respectful, people did meaningful things, the average IQ was 50 points higher, and there was one correct way to speak and write English.

Having the ability to view and say whatever they want has turned kids into nasty pansexual morons whom value virtual things more than real things, spend all their free time giggling at "epic failz" and "cna i has cheezburger", and insulting each other.

davkol · « **Reply #133 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:21:09 »

Can you post some pictures of that RAPIDFIRE keyboard? I've never seen it.

No, it isn't sarcasm.

Moosecraft · « **Reply #134 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:47:04 »

Is the QFR really the same as a Filco?

Sifo · « **Reply #135 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:55:14 »

Dude the QFR is practically a Filco!

Moosecraft · « **Reply #136 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 03:19:21 »

Quote from: Sifo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:55:14

Dude the QFR is practically a Filco!

I always think of the close enough meme when people start comparing QFR's and Filco's. It's almost there but not exactly the same

noisyturtle · « **Reply #137 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 03:52:15 »

Quote from: Moosecraft on Sun, 16 June 2013, 02:47:04

Is the QFR really the same as a Filco?

If anything the QFR is a bit better because it has a red plate and those cool sporty logo's that let people know you are a srs gamer.

llovro · « **Reply #138 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 12:04:06 »

Hey guys. I need help finding best pro gaming mechanical keyboard. I want it to be full size, have LEDs and macros. My budget is 80$.

Glod · « **Reply #139 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 17:39:48 »

I put wasd o-rings on my realforce key caps and they didn't work.

Photoelectric · « **Reply #140 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:11:12 »

Corsair makes the best mechanical keyboards because aluminum. Also LEDs. Also Corsair. (Have I mentioned I have Corsair in my whole Rig--even my i7 3770K has Corsair branding on it that I paid $200 for someone to laser-etch!)

Turkishrambo · « **Reply #141 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:33:17 »

Just got my first mech!

>>insert picture of DAS keyboard<<

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #142 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 19:03:40 »

Quote from: Turkishrambo on Sun, 16 June 2013, 18:33:17

Just got my first mech!

>>insert picture of DAS keyboard<<

Ar if your asian made keyboard can compete with the made in germany (das is for the in german for you idoits who don't know) das keyboard

Glod · « **Reply #143 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 21:32:59 »

how can you type on the ErgoDox? it doesn't look good.

CommunistWitchDr · « **Reply #144 on:** Sun, 16 June 2013, 23:46:41 »

Quote from: Glod on Sun, 16 June 2013, 21:32:59

how can you type on the ErgoDox? it doesn't look good.

It's hard enough to look for the keys on one board, now I have to look through two boards for every letter? Is it just more ergonomic since it slows you down?

Binge · « **Reply #145 on:** Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:04:29 »

Why would people buy old keyboards? Mine only last for a year, these have got to be COMPLETELY worn out and non-functional.

demik · « **Reply #146 on:** Mon, 17 June 2013, 00:22:12 »

ITT: We act holier than thou

Photoelectric · « **Reply #147 on:** Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:07:59 »

Hi, I'm new here! Long time reader first time poster. I don't actually have a mechanical keyboard yet, but I've been thinking of buying one.

rowdy · « **Reply #148 on:** Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:29:55 »

Why do you need more than one mechanical keyboard?

calavera · « **Reply #149 on:** Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:50:38 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 17 June 2013, 01:29:55

Why do you need more than one mechanical keyboard?

That's very deep and philosophical.. *looks at rowdy's sig* oh wait...

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Author Topic: Pretend to be a noob (Read 37868 times)