What's Bothering You? (The thread about what is bothering you.)

[hwood34]

honestly? ZERO. the cops claim it was 15. but it's probably 'cause im black.

wtf. even if it was 15, since no one's gonna care if you're within 10 over, that's pretty minor

[demik]

honestly? ZERO. the cops claim it was 15. but it's probably 'cause im black.

wtf. even if it was 15, since no one's gonna care if you're within 10 over, that's pretty minor

well it was PCH, and highway patrol are a bunch of ****s. but i get it, speeding. i got a ****ing ticket for riding my bike before!

[HoffmanMyster]

if it makes you feel any better, last year i got a ticket on the 1st also.

700 dollar speeding ticket (including traffic school/court fees). ***** ass cops.

It's just the variable speed limit that gets me. They have introduced "managed motorways" everywhere, and this stretch of the M42 is always poorly managed. Every time I drive down it the speed is dropped, be it 8am on a Monday, or 8pm on a Saturday.

Yes, I was doing 65. But I always do 15 over the limit on that road and have never been pinged before. If I actually get sent a fine through, I'm taking it to court.

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

[HoffmanMyster]

honestly? ZERO. the cops claim it was 15. but it's probably 'cause im black.

wtf. even if it was 15, since no one's gonna care if you're within 10 over, that's pretty minor

well it was PCH, and highway patrol are a bunch of ****s. but i get it, speeding. i got a ****ing ticket for riding my bike before!

What is PCH. This is too obscure for drunk Hoffman to google.

[demik]

honestly? ZERO. the cops claim it was 15. but it's probably 'cause im black.

wtf. even if it was 15, since no one's gonna care if you're within 10 over, that's pretty minor

well it was PCH, and highway patrol are a bunch of ****s. but i get it, speeding. i got a ****ing ticket for riding my bike before!

What is PCH. This is too obscure for drunk Hoffman to google.

pacific coast highway, stretch of road near da beach.

[katushkin]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

pacific coast highway, stretch of road near da beach.

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Ooooh, that looks nice...

[HoffmanMyster]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

[HoffmanMyster]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

[hwood34]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

Come to VA! we have lots of back country roads you can speed all you want on

[HoffmanMyster]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

Come to VA! we have lots of back country roads you can speed all you want on

Sounds like something a cop would say...

[hwood34]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

Come to VA! we have lots of back country roads you can speed all you want on

Sounds like something a cop would say...

or a teenager

[demik]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

Come to VA! we have lots of back country roads you can speed all you want on

Sounds like something a cop would say...

or a teenager

YEAH OKAY NARC

[hwood34]

You should just stop driving in England. We won't give you a ticket, I promise.

I really should. I want to go on a US road trip.

:O let me know when you do!! I will join you.

Come to VA! we have lots of back country roads you can speed all you want on

Sounds like something a cop would say...

or a teenager

YEAH OKAY NARC

c'mon tapatalk

[demik]

damn popos hiring everybody now

[Findecanor]

My sister was laid off from her last job three months ago... and it has turned out that her employer was a fraud. The company started last year, sold insurance and received payments but never paid out and now the company looks like it is bankrupt - which was probably the idea all along. My sister never got her last pay check and it appears that the company never paid her taxes or her pension (which is the convention over here). It makes me so angry.

[slip84]

Billy Idol is "rocking out" before the Winter Classic. Just so ****ing horrible. Dude, you're nearly 60, lose the highlights in your hair.

[katushkin]

Also, some jumped up American Idol prick is playing with Queen and ruining my childhood.

[iri]

My sister was laid off from her last job three months ago... and it has turned out that her employer was a fraud. The company started last year, sold insurance and received payments but never paid out and now the company looks like it is bankrupt - which was probably the idea all along. My sister never got her last pay check and it appears that the company never paid her taxes or her pension (which is the convention over here). It makes me so angry.

wow, never thought that is even possible in sweden.

[nubbinator]

Baylor ****ing melting down.  Dammit.

[iri]

forthcoming storm and flood alert. the dam between my hometown and the sea is closed now.

[evolveS]

Working late to avoid driving home in a snowstorm. It was scary enough already when the snow was barely accumulating at lunchtime.

[SpAmRaY]

These last minute we need this right now in the corporate office type jobs when I run out of RAM.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I like my job, and it's bothering me how much I like it...

It's so weird...

[Lurch]

I like my job, and it's bothering me how much I like it...

It's so weird...

^this^

[Lurch]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

[sethk_]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

Are you engaged? If you are, and you don't have a wedding date or anything else yet, just stay engaged for a while.

[HoffmanMyster]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

I will get married to Ms. Lurchface in your place.

[noisyturtle]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

Man, I wish the universe would force me into a relationship.




so lonely

[fanpeople]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

[noisyturtle]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

[nubbinator]

I've never had that problem with low flow toilets.  Your ****s must be oversized. 

[SpAmRaY]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

Man, I wish the universe would force me into a relationship.




so lonely

take an art class?

[naasfu]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

I regret reading this post.  Also, learn to poop less.

[tp4tissue]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

Have you ever bought a Car ?

You know that back and forth part with the salesman..


It's remarkably similar to being engaged isn't it ?


She's trying to screw you on the deal...   and you can't take it back to the store without a hefty restocking fee...    AND   the depreciation per year is HUGE...

Funny just like their cars, japanese women age a better..

[SpAmRaY]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

We've got pressurized toilets at work because people kept trying to flush things that shouldn't be flushed.

[tp4tissue]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

We've got pressurized toilets at work because people kept trying to flush things that shouldn't be flushed.

LOL  the pickle demo

[noisyturtle]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

We've got pressurized toilets at work because people kept trying to flush things that shouldn't be flushed.

LOL  the pickle demo

Ohhhhh those are pickles! Well that changes things, I thought they were synthetic turds.

[iri]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

[rowdy]

Low-flo toilets. If you're old enough to remember when toilets actually flushed your waste away, you know how much of a bane these porcelain ****-holes are. Mine gets clogged a minimum of 4x a week, if not every single day. And the bowl doesn't even fill all the way with water, just the very bottom portion. So you're left with **** streaks all down the sides of the bowl with a pile of poop in the center well above the water-line. And chances are when you flush it that won't go down. It's like this toilet was designed by complete morons. I mean, there's invariably going to be more poop than water once you're done! Of course it's going to get clogged! Goddamn American Standard - LEARN TO MAKE TOILETS!

What if you try several small dumps, instead of one big one?

[fanpeople]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

I regret it every day at dinner time... my wife has gone into some crossfit fad and now all the food in the house has turned horrible and pizza is no longer an acceptable alternative to cooking 3 times a week.

[danwomansan]

today was the day I realized that my poor-quality keyboard was hindering my productivity and cleaned it to try to make it at least a little less bad

I looked under my other keyboard getting ready to clean it and what is bothering me is that after lifting up numenter on that keyboard I watched a dorito crawl away under the rest of the numpad so now I am scared that I will be killed in my sleep by dorito

[sethk_]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

I regret it every day at dinner time... my wife has gone into some crossfit fad and now all the food in the house has turned horrible and pizza is no longer an acceptable alternative to cooking 3 times a week.

But Crossfit isn't even that healthy and can be dangerous...

[hwood34]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

I regret it every day at dinner time... my wife has gone into some crossfit fad and now all the food in the house has turned horrible and pizza is no longer an acceptable alternative to cooking 3 times a week.

But Crossfit isn't even that healthy and can be dangerous...

v
Kipping pull ups and paleo. Jesus

[sethk_]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

I regret it every day at dinner time... my wife has gone into some crossfit fad and now all the food in the house has turned horrible and pizza is no longer an acceptable alternative to cooking 3 times a week.

But Crossfit isn't even that healthy and can be dangerous...

v
Kipping pull ups and paleo. Jesus

And risking injuries to deadlift an absurd amount only once :/

[R1N3]

Check the fill valve and make sure it's maxed out. If it is already then check the cistern on the toilet and make sure there's nothing in there taking up a bunch of space, like a brick or SSK

[hwood34]

Passive-aggressive, stubborn, angry people who get mad and try to start **** when anyone suggests that they might be in the wrong. Especially when they come to GH...

[billnye]

Passive-aggressive, stubborn, angry people who get mad and try to start **** when anyone suggests that they might be in the wrong. Especially when they come to GH...

@ them next time

[sethk_]

Passive-aggressive, stubborn, angry people who get mad and try to start **** when anyone suggests that they might be in the wrong. Especially when they come to GH...

@ them next time

hwood's subtweet game strong

[fanpeople]

It feels like the universe is forcing me to get married.



Send help pls.

That happened to me once...... now I am married.

same. but i'm in a happy marriage (i regret it only once a week)

I regret it every day at dinner time... my wife has gone into some crossfit fad and now all the food in the house has turned horrible and pizza is no longer an acceptable alternative to cooking 3 times a week.

But Crossfit isn't even that healthy and can be dangerous...

v
Kipping pull ups and paleo. Jesus

And risking injuries to deadlift an absurd amount only once :/

Trust me, I've been through all this with no success.

I'm not a gym junkie but I do a lot of swimming, running, calisthenics and trail running (not competitively). The problem is that the oval, bush tracks and the pool don't offer a hive mind cult mentality. But that is the difference, I like doing things on my own whilst she likes to talk and socialise and I'm pretty sure that is what they do there.

[Glod]

Flight delays. All 6 flights so far this month have been delayed. Missing connections and missing important things, makes me hate traveling for work