Well I'm a douche for other reasons. And it's not because my ass is clean.
Mine is clean as well, well as clean as it can be considering my job. I just won't spend the money, not so I have the facilities to store them in a major to keep them from drying out. A lot of my jobs, all we have is a line of the blue lagoons on one side of the project.
drying out? bruh costco sells these MFers by the box with their own boxes.
i mean you aren't going to be any less of a man if you wipe your ass with a baby wipe.
you'd just have a nice clean ass. and yeah i know, i work construction. i know the struggles of those disgusting portable bathrooms. that's why i avoid using them period.
ray doesn't jump on me because he knows im kidding and dont really care what others do with their ass wiping techniques.
but ill forever try to bring more people to the right side of cleaning your butt.