I'm starting to get a little annoyed.  I'm sick so I'm sniffling and sneezing quite a bit.  If I blow my nose, I get a bloody nose.  If I sneeze, I get a bloody nose.  And if I just look at the wall wrong, I get a bloody nose too.
I can't win.  Work has been really not so fun the past couple days, because I'm spending more time bleeding out than I am even working.