I just got off the phone with someone who was trying way to hard to convince me his job was important. He wanted to get all uppity with me about blocking emails. HEY *******, I don't give a flying **** about these stupid emails, I just want people to leave me the hell alone. They won't leave me alone because your **** software keeps filtering email they want. You don't wanna talk to me, and I don't wanna talk to you, but here we are. So, if you want me to go away STOP filtering the damn email!

I need to find my ****ing happy place or something.