and drink only beers and be hung over as **** in the morning,
Although I can't/don't drink nearly as much as I could/would when I was younger (eg - half my current age - in 1983, or 1/3 my current age - in 1973) I would still have trouble drinking enough (volume of) beer to be that bad off.
On the other hand, hard liquor will do me in. Even red wine, which I enjoy in the moment, kicks my ass on the other side.
And, smoking dope, which I enjoyed enormously when I used to do it semi-regularly, just doesn't give me that much pleasure any more.
Take my advice, don't get old!
Wait, damn, wrong thread. What part of this is supposed to make me happy?
This, I suppose, is about all I have left: