Pretend to be veteran

[jameslr]

Same spirit as "pretend to be noob" thread...Here are some examples to get you started:

"Working on a full set of DonkeyDong MX Milky Blue Clears with Green stems and some springs from some Topre switches I ripped apart (cry moar noobs) for my ergodox made entirely of CCs. Yeah, I know you're jelly."

"Anyone try the new hydraulic key switches? I really feel my fingers getting ripped. I'm working on my Touch of Death technique."

"I'm getting ready to propose to my girlfriend of more than 9 years. I'm thinking about getting her a ring with a Octopink MX Skull CC that has diamonds for eyes. Thinking about popping the question over a game of scrabble (time to bring out my custom PBT dyesub scrabble keycap set), and I thought about pre-loading her letter rack with M₃ A₁ R₁ R₁ Y₄ M₃ E₁. Think she'll say yes???"

"shrugs. did you use the search feature?"

[Photekq]

I think you'll find the springs in vintage greens are closer to the springs in vintage blues than the springs in vintage blues are.

[CPTBadAss]

I think I'll get a star now that I have 4k posts. I think I've really earned the respect of the community and I want the plebes to know just how baller I am based on my cute star.

-Typed from my Siig Minitouch with Vintage spring mod, custom Alps Clack, Korean custom plate, and custom case

[oTurtlez]

I think you'll find the springs in vintage greens are closer to the springs in vintage blues than the springs in vintage blues are.

CLEARLY you've never even been within a mile of Vintage Browns... The springs on those are like modern blacks but have more coils to increase polling rates... Better overall performance compared to anything else.

[baldgye]

geekhack is for noobs, deskthority is so much better.

[CPTBadAss]

Who even comes to the Western sites anymore? Noobs. Everyone knows KBD and OTD are where it's at.

#KOREANCUSTOMS #LEGITBALLIN

[Photekq]

Who even comes to the Western sites anymore? Noobs. Everyone knows KBD and OTD are where it's at.

#KOREANCUSTOMS #LEGITBALLIN

If you can't understand the language then it makes it even more fresh.

[esoomenona]

-Typed from my Siig Minitouch with Vintage spring mod, custom Alps Clack, Korean custom plate, and custom case

This is pretend to be a veteran, not a hipster...

[CPTBadAss]

-Typed from my Siig Minitouch with Vintage spring mod, custom Alps Clack, Korean custom plate, and custom case

This is pretend to be a veteran, not a hipster...

Oh I'm sorry, do you even KMAC?

[Krogenar]

Back in 1984 when I was building the first Model F I considered making the case out of adamantium, but then settled on using mithril instead. The ones with mithril backplates are a lot harder to find nowadays.

[SpAmRaY]

I can't be a noob look at my post count 

[CommunistWitchDr]

What bothers me more than anything else is when new people get into mechanical keyboards and don't immediately go for beam springs or hall effects. They not only subject themselves to an inferior experience, but make the community as a whole look worse as well

[Larken]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

[The_Beast]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

Best post in the thread so far!

[pixel5]

I'm only here for the group buys.

[Shadovved]

Dont argue with me, my post count is higher than all the money you have spent on keyboards since the beginning of time 

[PointyFox]

One day I typed so fast that my fingers turned blue. Any fan of Sonic the Hedgehog would think this was a good thing, but my fingers ended up falling off. Good thing I can still input keystrokes directly with my mind.

[Shadovved]

One day I typed so fast that my fingers turned blue. Any fan of Sonic the Hedgehog would think this was a good thing, but my fingers ended up falling off. Good thing I can still input keystrokes directly with my mind mind.

That's Stephen Hawking

[oTurtlez]

One day I typed so fast that my fingers turned blue. Any fan of Sonic the Hedgehog would think this was a good thing, but my fingers ended up falling off. Good thing I can still input keystrokes directly with my mind.

Happened to my left hand. Thank god for my DataHand. Using that bad boy to type this now with just my right hand.

[PointyFox]

Every switch type I've used has a bottom - out force of 5.97219*10^24 kg.

[Grim Fandango]

Here is a rainbow circle of all my MX clacks. I am not using them of course , I only do alps now.

[Halvar]

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It's keyboard science!

friggin noob.

[Tarzan]

Here is a rainbow circle of all my MX clacks. I am not using them of course , I only do alps now.

Heh!

[Binge]

I've tuned my appreciation for keyboards with the time it took for my topre's return policy to expire.  MX are dead to me.

WTB topre clacks.

[Puddsy]

I changed the plungers on my realforce 87U to sone with a .02mm thickness isntead of the .08mm that it has standard, and it feels almost like vintage buckling springs from a 1991 model M, or maybe a 1992.

[jdcarpe]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

Only post worth reading. Everyone else just #FAIL.

/thread

[agodinhost]

I think I'll get a star now that I have 4k posts. I think I've really earned the respect of the community and I want the plebes to know just how baller I am based on my cute star.

-Typed from my Siig Minitouch with Vintage spring mod, custom Alps Clack, Korean custom plate, and custom case

Are you kidding me ?
A star for talking that much?
You would be charged!
Using too much space ...
 

[Moosecraft]

Just got my 11th korean board in the mail.
Plugged it in to check if everything was working.
I felt the new 62.000009999 springs were a little heavy, ehh whatever.
Better get off to the vacuum sealer,

 #MINT #KOREANCUSTOMZ

[eth0s]

I have evolved beyond keycaps, I just type directly on the switches.

[tp4tissue]

None of you guys should be typing in this thread, because you can't pretend to be a veteran if you're a veteran...


This is a noob only thread... 

[agodinhost]

None of you guys should be typing in this thread, because you can't pretend to be a veteran if you're a veteran...


This is a noob only thread...

I'm not a veteran
3 months only!

[snoopy]

Sleeping on my F AT while camping in 4grabs

[Grim Fandango]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

Only post worth reading. Everyone else just #FAIL.

/thread

That is a good post. But how can you fail in a nonsense thread? Elitism in nonsense now?

[Binge]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

Only post worth reading. Everyone else just #FAIL.

/thread

That is a good post. But how can you fail in a nonsense thread? Elitism in nonsense now?

The true veteran post is elite nonsense xD

[tjcaustin]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

[SpAmRaY]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

[tjcaustin]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

Ok, it has gold usb ends, gold cabling with gold shielding and gold heatshrink.


Its cost?  Gold.

[SpAmRaY]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

Ok, it has gold usb ends, gold cabling with gold shielding and gold heatshrink.


Its cost?  Gold.

Good thing I've got a gold desk to hold it up otherwise it might turn into this.

[pixel5]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

http://www.musicdirect.com/p-16241-audioquest-diamond-usb-b-plug-cable.aspx

[Dubsgalore]

Today I went to a keyboard shop and saw a guy with a kmac laughing at a guy with a phantom. The phantom owner was laughing at another guy with a filco who was laughing at another guy with a cm qfr who was chuckling at the guy looking at a razer blackwidow ultimate.

Everyone ignored the guy playing with a HHKB, which was placed in the aisle for rubber domes.

Two guys looking at keyboards with black switches, and one of them said, old vintage blacks are always better. The other guy said that lube can solve everything. The other guy replied, "ewww. why would you use KY jelly on that?"

Then I went to aisle number G81 and saw a moose standing there. It grunted and said something that sounded like, "MY!". I called animal control.

There was an entire aisle reserved for Click Clacks, and there was maybe 300 people there, squeezing to get in. The weird thing? There was only about 60 caps there, and it took up less than a quarter of one shelf.

I thought it was all pretty amusing, so I woke up and made a post about it on my ergodox.

10/10

[tjcaustin]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

http://www.musicdirect.com/p-16241-audioquest-diamond-usb-b-plug-cable.aspx

That's merely silver.

[oTurtlez]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

http://www.musicdirect.com/p-16241-audioquest-diamond-usb-b-plug-cable.aspx

That's merely silver.

Pff. Plebe, silver has the highest conductivity of all metals... Gold just HAPPENS to be the most stable and resistant to everything. Where's Sifo when you need him, we all know he has at least 7 gold cables lying around.

[tjcaustin]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

http://www.musicdirect.com/p-16241-audioquest-diamond-usb-b-plug-cable.aspx

That's merely silver.

Pff. Plebe, silver has the highest conductivity of all metals... Gold just HAPPENS to be the most stable and resistant to everything. Where's Sifo when you need him, we all know he has at least 7 gold cables lying around.

Obv I need to offer a optic cable made of diamond.

Also, it's not about what works better, it's about what's more elite, or expensive in this case.  Therefore gold > silver.

[Xenderwind]

TIL You can't be elitist in an elitist thread.

I want an elitist cable.

http://www.musicdirect.com/p-16241-audioquest-diamond-usb-b-plug-cable.aspx

That's merely silver.

Pff. Plebe, silver has the highest conductivity of all metals... Gold just HAPPENS to be the most stable and resistant to everything. Where's Sifo when you need him, we all know he has at least 7 gold cables lying around.

He's down to 5, two were sacrificed to make more gold springs.

[hoggy]

...just get the kinesis advantage

[pasph]

My kb is so modded that i can't even remember what kb it was...IF it was a kb

[iri]

Who even comes to the Western sites anymore? Noobs. Everyone knows KBD and OTD are where it's at.

#KOREANCUSTOMS #LEGITBALLIN

동의했다.

[microsoft windows]

I have no need to pretend.

[rowdy]

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