Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[tp4tissue]

Me next me next!

Wait no

Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..

y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahaha

[beehatch]

Me next me next!

Wait no

Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..

y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahaha

because you can always go dirty

[paicrai]

Me next me next!

Wait no

Yea I could anal you.. s u r e..

y u always go dirty pai.. hahahahaha

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because you can always go dirty

hell yeah

[Seranite]

I don't want to be in this thread anymore...

[paicrai]

aight

[demik]

I don't want to be in this thread anymore...

What once was a great thread.

[paicrai]

its still p tight stop hating

[HoffmanMyster]

This thread took an interesting turn.

[tp4tissue]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

[vivalarevolución]

Op, will I ever find the beehatch to my houffman and go on murderous sprees myself?

Yes, but you may have to resort to alternate reality than what currently is available to you.

[demik]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

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Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

[tp4tissue]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

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Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

[paicrai]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

Show Image

Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

Houff Mann gets every single lady on gh in a days effort

[Lurch]

love and only love

can solve our problems

[demik]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

Show Image

Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

If we combine your asianness with my Mexicaness, we MIGHT... Nope.

[tp4tissue]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

Show Image

Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

If we combine your asianness with my Mexicaness, we MIGHT... Nope.

At best,  we can start our own Asian-Mexican Taco fusion place.

[demik]

ramen tacos. I'm feeling it. What will we name it? Juan thousand rising Suns.

[beehatch]

This thread took an interesting turn.

Right now..?

Contemplating shaving my head and growing out my mustache..

And I got this idea for a twitch stream.. 

Instead of gaming..  It's just Me posting on Geekhack..

Show Image

Beehatch and tp sitting on a tree, k I s s I n g. tp is dead.

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

So we're calling it this now? This is news to me.

[tp4tissue]

ramen tacos. I'm feeling it. What will we name it? Juan thousand rising Suns.

I'm not sure ramen and tacos make sense,  since they're both starchy

I'd prefer, Los General Tso's tacos..

[tp4tissue]

hahahaha..  No,  Beehatch is already in an internet distance relationship with Hoff.


Tp4 knows better than to mess with Hoff..

So we're calling it this now? This is news to me.

Yes, Internet-Distance relationship is what we're calling it..


It's like a long distance relationship,  but exclusively ONLINE.. NO AFK contact..

It doesn't stop you from taking things further

But if you do meet up,  then it's no longer internet distance..

[demik]

Sweet and sour pork burritos?

Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

[tp4tissue]

Sweet and sour pork burritos?

Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more

Refried bean riceballs.

[paicrai]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

[tp4tissue]

I think Birria (goat stew) would be quite nice with Ramen.

[demik]

Sweet and sour pork burritos?

Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more

Refried bean riceballs.

With guac dip

[tp4tissue]

Bean sprout rolled in Cecina,

[demik]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

[tp4tissue]

Sweet and sour pork burritos?

Hm not sure about the name, let's taco bout it some more

Refried bean riceballs.

With guac dip

Yes.. I think we should do Guac at Massive volumes, so that'll be one of our selling points..

We'll sell large guac bowls, that people can buy and there will be a lid so they can take it home.


Then we'll fork that business into supermarkets as well. .

[absyrd]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...

You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

[tp4tissue]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Hahahaha....

[tp4tissue]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...

You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.

We need our own jared..

[absyrd]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...

You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.

We need our own jared..

Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.

[demik]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

Rip houff

[tp4tissue]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...

You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.

We need our own jared..

Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.

Alrighty then..

Now we need to create a back story for you..

And because of it,  you gain 100lbs..

Then you gotta lose 100lbs while eating our delicious guacamole infused asian/mexi fusion food.

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

Rip houff

that's what you think

[paicrai]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

[demik]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

Expanding the taco empire, but now adding tp4...

You need a face for the company. Someone REALLY white to say, hey, this mix of **** is good.

We need our own jared..

Wait... that is my name... did I just drag myself into this? Although I have a "y" instead of an "e", so that may scare white people.

Alrighty then..

Now we need to create a back story for you..

And because of it,  you gain 100lbs..

Then you gotta lose 100lbs while eating our delicious guacamole infused asian/mexi fusion food.

abs started purging so he can continue eating our delicious food everyday. There he met his wife and lived a happy life.

[demik]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

[absyrd]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

TMZ update:

HatchMyster is over

dembee is born

[beehatch]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

TMZ update:

HatchMyster is over

dembee is born

y not both

[demik]

Dembeehouf

CHOOCHOO

[absyrd]

hoffbeemik

That is one hell of a sammich.

[tp4tissue]

TMZ update:

HatchMyster is over

dembee is born

OH snap...

Rumors abound,  Hoff plans window + boombox classic to win back Bee

Hoff would not share.. he' s too manly.

[beehatch]

hoffbeemik

That is one hell of a sammich.

the hunger!

[paicrai]

where does halverson fit into this

[tp4tissue]

hoffbeemik

That is one hell of a sammich.

the hunger!

Hoff is ruffled by Bee's promiscuous attitude..