What's Bothering You? (The thread about what is bothering you.)

[tp4tissue]

Your networth is probably around $300,000 at middle aged, you can leverage up to a million from a lender without hassle..

So,  at the end of it you win... 10.5 Million $$...

$300,000!??!

AAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

That's reasonable estimate for a computer day job no ?

Srry mr.. Super Rich.. millionaire..

Lower not higher, silly tp.

I think I overestimated your age then..  assumed you were old w/ female + offspring.

[fohat.digs]

assumed you were old w/ female + offspring.

Female and offspring have a tendency to drain money at a rapid rate.

[Waateva]

Your networth is probably around $300,000 at middle aged, you can leverage up to a million from a lender without hassle..

So,  at the end of it you win... 10.5 Million $$...

$300,000!??!

AAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

That's reasonable estimate for a computer day job no ?

Srry mr.. Super Rich.. millionaire..

Lower not higher, silly tp.

I think I overestimated your age then..  assumed you were old w/ female + offspring.

I'm almost 32, which may or may not be old depending on who you ask.

assumed you were old w/ female + offspring.

Female and offspring have a tendency to drain money at a rapid rate.

So true.  I got a new credit card around October and just realized about a month or so ago that I have never actually used it, just my wife has.

[noisyturtle]

30s isn't old. Maybe to a teenager, but their opinions don't count

[iri]

I'm almost 32, which may or may not be old depending on who you ask.

Literally pension age.

[Sifo]

I JUST MADE A ****ING BOX THAT WAS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE HOLY **** i'm bout to throw up

[tp4tissue]

I JUST MADE A ****ING BOX THAT WAS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE HOLY **** i'm bout to throw up

Next,  try Sphere...

[xtrafrood]

I JUST MADE A ****ING BOX THAT WAS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE HOLY **** i'm bout to throw up

Next,  try Sphere...

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It's best to just throw up and get it over with. Bonus points if the box is a trashcan that you can throw up into

[Waateva]

I'm almost 32, which may or may not be old depending on who you ask.

Literally pension age.

Time to pack up and move to Florida for the winter.

[demik]

Got my rental.

****ing sonic.

[tp4tissue]

Got my rental.

****ing sonic.

I'd love to get that car..

[demik]

arent you punny tp

[thatsmrdoctortoyou]

USPS said my HHKB would be here today... 

[katushkin]

Got my rental.

****ing sonic.

A Mondeo? Really?

:puke:

[fohat.digs]

Donald Trump Jr, even his knife stays clean.

[Waateva]

Donald Trump Jr, even his knife stays clean.

No sweat, dirt, or blood on anything?  I've admittedly only been hunting a handful of times, but I did get a buck one of those times and I certainly was dirty, sweaty, and a little bloody after everything was said and done, but maybe I didn't have enough money to wipe it all off?

[nubbinator]

Donald Trump Jr, even his knife stays clean.

No sweat, dirt, or blood on anything?  I've admittedly only been hunting a handful of times, but I did get a buck one of those times and I certainly was dirty, sweaty, and a little bloody after everything was said and done, but maybe I didn't have enough money to wipe it all off?

That's how your look after a canned hunt where the guide does the cleaning for you.

[Waateva]

Donald Trump Jr, even his knife stays clean.

No sweat, dirt, or blood on anything?  I've admittedly only been hunting a handful of times, but I did get a buck one of those times and I certainly was dirty, sweaty, and a little bloody after everything was said and done, but maybe I didn't have enough money to wipe it all off?

That's how your look after a canned hunt where the guide does the cleaning for you.

Ah yes, canned hunts.  When you want to be able to gloat to your buddies that you killed something but you don't want to put any real time or energy into actually doing so.

[xtrafrood]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

[Waateva]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

This post is bothering me because I don't know whats going on.

[demik]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

This post is bothering me because I don't know whats going on.

He's high as ****

[ANightOnCloudNine]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

what

[Waateva]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

This post is bothering me because I don't know whats going on.

He's high as ****

Must be some serious wacky tobacky.

[Sifo]

Good bye friends, I'm dead.

[Waateva]

Good bye friends, I'm dead.

False.  If you were dead it wouldn't be bothering you.

[Sifo]

Good bye friends, I'm dead.

False.  If you were dead it wouldn't be bothering you.

Please do not question my state of living. Or lack of living

[Waateva]

Good bye friends, I'm dead.

False.  If you were dead it wouldn't be bothering you.

Please do not question my state of living. Or lack of living

My apologies, you may proceed with your living or lack of living.

[demik]

Sifo cutest ghost NA

[xtrafrood]

  I've said too much

[Sifo]

my last request: everyone pm bee and say "fuk u bee"

[beehatch]

my last request: everyone pm bee and say "fuk u bee"

el oh el

[dgneo]

Good bye friends, I'm dead.

False.  If you were dead it wouldn't be bothering you.

Please do not question my state of living. Or lack of living

Schrodinger's Sifo

[tp4tissue]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

This post is bothering me because I don't know whats going on.

He's high as ****

Must be some serious wacky tobacky.

demik = xpert.

[beehatch]

I actually had 2 people message me: "fuk u bee"

that was hilarious and unexpected

[tp4tissue]

I actually had 2 people message me: "fuk u bee"

that was hilarious and unexpected

I think their intentions are clear..

[demik]

Forgot to air out the room this morning; now my belly button is trying to explain to me how tasty the marshmallow shaped cloud is as it moves past the window. Need to find remote control. Thanks

This post is bothering me because I don't know whats going on.

He's high as ****

Must be some serious wacky tobacky.

demik = xpert.

Nein?

[nubbinator]

Severely obese co-worker who doesn't do his job takes these death ****s that leave the bathroom smelling like a small different died.  He refuses to use one of the 12 cabs of air freshener in there after he does so.  I dumped like half a can of Lysol Neutrair in there before it was tolerable. 

[tp4tissue]

Severely obese co-worker who doesn't do his job takes these death ****s that leave the bathroom smelling like a small different died.  He refuses to use one of the 12 cabs of air freshener in there after he does so.  I dumped like half a can of Lysol Neutrair in there before it was tolerable. 

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

[Sifo]

Severely obese co-worker who doesn't do his job takes these death ****s that leave the bathroom smelling like a small different died.  He refuses to use one of the 12 cabs of air freshener in there after he does so.  I dumped like half a can of Lysol Neutrair in there before it was tolerable. 

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

[tp4tissue]

Severely obese co-worker who doesn't do his job takes these death ****s that leave the bathroom smelling like a small different died.  He refuses to use one of the 12 cabs of air freshener in there after he does so.  I dumped like half a can of Lysol Neutrair in there before it was tolerable. 

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

[fohat.digs]

Severely obese co-worker ..... takes these death ****s

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

Give the man a break. Clearly he is attempting to rid his body of excess baggage.

[tp4tissue]

Severely obese co-worker ..... takes these death ****s

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

Give the man a break. Clearly he is attempting to rid his body of excess baggage.

Ok,  here's the official definition, didn't know there were so many LEVELS..

BMI 30+ is obese

BMI 35+ is Severely obese

BMI 40+ is Morbidly obese

BMI 50+ is SUPER obese..


I am certain, AMERICA invented these definitions..  PUSHING the limit.. Go 'Murica.

[Blackehart]

Imo,

if you have a muffin top, you are obese.

If you need special accommodation like need a scooter to get around, need a personal scanner/printer because you get winded going down the hall to the office multi-function copier , or if all your clothes fit like they are 3 sizes to small and your rolls are seeping out...then you might be severely obese...

><'

[Waateva]

Severely obese co-worker ..... takes these death ****s

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

Give the man a break. Clearly he is attempting to rid his body of excess baggage.

Ok,  here's the official definition, didn't know there were so many LEVELS..

BMI 30+ is obese

BMI 35+ is Severely obese

BMI 40+ is Morbidly obese

BMI 50+ is SUPER obese..


I am certain, AMERICA invented these definitions..  PUSHING the limit.. Go 'Murica.

How long until a new category is added?  I put forward a recommendation of...

BMI 75+ is Ultra XTREME obese

[demik]

i.... i like these mx clones.

what the **** is wrong with me.

[tp4tissue]

Imo,

if you have a muffin top, you are obese.

If you need special accommodation like need a scooter to get around, need a personal scanner/printer because you get winded going down the hall to the office multi-function copier , or if all your clothes fit like they are 3 sizes to small and your rolls are seeping out...then you might be severely obese...

><'

Woah.. Let's not start  a fat-h8 path over here..

Tp4 = Fat..

[SpAmRaY]

Severely obese co-worker ..... takes these death ****s

what's Obese,  vs Severely Obese ?

only America needs the differentiation, don't worry about it

Give the man a break. Clearly he is attempting to rid his body of excess baggage.

Ok,  here's the official definition, didn't know there were so many LEVELS..

BMI 30+ is obese

BMI 35+ is Severely obese

BMI 40+ is Morbidly obese

BMI 50+ is SUPER obese..


I am certain, AMERICA invented these definitions..  PUSHING the limit.. Go 'Murica.

How long until a new category is added?  I put forward a recommendation of...

BMI 75+ is Ultra XTREME obese

No BMI 75+ is FREEDOM Obese

[tp4tissue]

Ok,  here's the official definition, didn't know there were so many LEVELS..

BMI 30+ is obese

BMI 35+ is Severely obese

BMI 40+ is Morbidly obese

BMI 50+ is SUPER obese..


I am certain, AMERICA invented these definitions..  PUSHING the limit.. Go 'Murica.

How long until a new category is added?  I put forward a recommendation of...

BMI 75+ is Ultra XTREME obese

No BMI 75+ is FREEDOM Obese

Obese-- GTX Founders Edition.

[iri]

I have BMI of 24.1 and think this is too much.

[iamtootallforthis]

i.... i like these mx clones.

what the **** is wrong with me.

Did you hit your head too hard? Are you sick?

Bring back the real demik.