Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[demik]

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!

[tp4tissue]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

[tp4tissue]

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!

But Demik is adept at Mexican cuisine..

[beehatch]

where does halverson fit into this

He doesn't.

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

[absyrd]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

[CPTBadAss]

All our staff has to be fob. Fresh off the boat/border.

ROFL

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

The cyphers will be strong.

[tp4tissue]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

DUDE..  we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..

And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..


/Monetized.

[demik]

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!

But Demik is adept at Mexican cuisine..

My skills are only for the restaurant.

where does halverson fit into this

He doesn't.

I'm getting hungry just reading this thread.

By what? No one knows!

time to go home n eat a ****

****s are not filling

they can fill me up 4 sure -.3-.

Mexican food is more filling. Sorry.

So I have a chance? Ayyyyy

Yes, you have a chance to cook me a delicious dinner.

We have been over this. I burned a noodle cup!

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

[absyrd]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

DUDE..  we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..

And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..


/Monetized.

demik will appreciate this hustle.

Nice work.

[demik]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

DUDE..  we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..

And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..


/Monetized.

demik will appreciate this hustle.

Nice work.

We have to fund our restaurant and pay your spokesperson somehow, right? Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.

[tp4tissue]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

DUDE..  we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..

And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..


/Monetized.

demik will appreciate this hustle.

Nice work.

THEN.. we're gonna release the UNCUT  bluray Hi-Def Collectors Edition with cut up pieces of member's undergarments..

We won't tell them who's piece they're getting,  so that they might have to buy several disks to get the one they want..

Assuming our demographic is 29.8:1  , they'll probably want -Bee's-  but.. surely there are more PaiPais out there, but less active.

[beehatch]

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

[absyrd]

Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.

First of all... racist.

Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.

[HoffmanMyster]

Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.

You assume that all brains are smart.

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

[demik]

where does halverson fit into this

He provides the locale ,  the cabin in the woods.

He also has the gopro attached to his head for live-feed to GH. This way we don't miss anything. Too hard to get everyone to the rap cabin physically.

DUDE..  we're gonna stream the Censored version for free..

And make people pay for the uncensored DVD..


/Monetized.

demik will appreciate this hustle.

Nice work.

THEN.. we're gonna release the UNCUT  bluray Hi-Def Collectors Edition with cut up pieces of member's undergarments..

Thatsmyfetish.gif

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

Let's try this again.

Nope, same result.

Tp is the brains, I'm the labor.

First of all... racist.

Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.

carefully calculated. I have to trust my partner if we want to succeed.

[paicrai]

lovin it

[CPTBadAss]

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

OP, is yelling at your SO a good way to woo them? I'm trying to understand the Hoffbee relationship.

[beehatch]

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE

I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING

 

[demik]

Secondly, you just called tp4 "the brains". He is never going to let that go.

You assume that all brains are smart.

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

Wow such a selfish lover. Here I am trying to add some Latin flavor to your vanilla life (no racist) and you don't want me to.

[tp4tissue]

Just an FYI..  the undergarment idea is an Industry standard.. 

I'm not some sort of sicko..

[tp4tissue]

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE

I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING

 

Oh .. the FEEELs.

[demik]

Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.

[beehatch]

Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.

To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that

[HoffmanMyster]

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE

I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING

 

 

[tp4tissue]

Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.

To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that

Would you, could you, in a cabin

Take them, take them, Here they are..

[paicrai]

i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?

[tp4tissue]

 

Confirmed -HoffBee- reunited, they're on the prowl for victims once more..

GH members /shudders in fear.

[trizkut]

i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?

[greath]

Wow I feel used now. For nachos. Not even a taco. NACHOS.

To be fair, you said you couldn't cook. So I tried to give something easy, but couldn't even manage that

[beehatch]

Just hand me a bag of nachos then.

DONE. *drops nachos while handing over*

Damn it, demik.

 

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, YOU JERKFACE

I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN NACHOS. I WAS GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING

 

 

 

i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?

hoff sammich only

[tp4tissue]

i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?

hoff sammich only

Ooof... Rejected...

s' ok pai..  we still got halverson and dmk.

[demik]

Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.

[paicrai]

i can make sandwiches
anyone down for a sandwich?

hoff sammich only

i meant like bread and stuff
and i wont cut up hoffman for lunch, hatch

[vivalarevolución]

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE ME YOU JERK

OP, is yelling at your SO a good way to woo them? I'm trying to understand the Hoffbee relationship.

Every relationship functions in its own unique way.

And I go the butcher and then go for a run and this thread gets out of control again.  Good lord.

[tp4tissue]

Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.

Nope, just me..   It's obvious isn't it..  I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe..  Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..

[vivalarevolución]

Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.

Nope, just me..   It's obvious isn't it..  I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe..  Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..

Only children can be tough to date. It's all about me, me, me.

[tp4tissue]

Tp, got any legal (age, not immigration status) sisters? Since we are business partners it's only fair I marry into the tissue family. Since I was just used and abused.

Nope, just me..   It's obvious isn't it..  I carry and speak as if I'm king of the universe..  Only child syndrome to-the-MAX..

Only children can be tough to date. It's all about me, me, me.

That's not always true..  Tp4 most easy going guy ever..

[paicrai]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

[beehatch]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

[paicrai]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

[tp4tissue]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

[beehatch]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

[paicrai]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

ton of pornos?

[demik]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

[beehatch]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

ton of pornos?

something rated pg 13, not pron noob

[paicrai]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

Getting ****ed by somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

hows that

[beehatch]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

it could be for other menz and wimenz!

[tp4tissue]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

it could be for other menz and wimenz!

I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..

Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy  if it involves a -friend's- dad..


Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..

That sorta thing..   

[demik]

Aka strippers

[paicrai]

fake necro for additional dating advice

steperino onerine: find someone
steperino tworino: make sure dad is hot
steperino threerino:  make sure dad has "whatever you do to my x or y i will do to you" mentality and tells you
steperino fourerino: say "i look forward to that"
steperino fiverino: date the dad

no thanks

gee then what would you have me do
not date their dads?

I'm sure there was a movie I saw about this.. . cna't remember which..

there has to be a ton of movies with this plot

it's a lot of dudes fantasies too I imagine lol. That and people wanting to **** their students, so weird.

****ing somebody's dad isn't on my checklist of fantasies.

it could be for other menz and wimenz!

I would say mostly "wimenz" in this case..

Some sort of Thief+Seductress+Jealous+Revenge fantasy  if it involves a -friend's- dad..


Or, if we go by typical daddy-issue archetype, a female craving male affection, yet housed under an emotionally-unavailable father..

That sorta thing..   

thats surprisingly narrow for a tp4 post, ****