Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[HoffmanMyster]

you get so jealous

I know.

[beehatch]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

[demik]

houff goes all in, and he expects the same. he wears his heart on his sleeve.

it's okay houff, you'll find your female drake that loves and respects you.

[paicrai]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

they sure do

wanna kiss and make up though?

hell yeah!!

[tp4tissue]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

Batch-   are you really ghetto enough to drop the term -Bae- so casually?

Hahahahahah

[beehatch]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

Batch-   are you really ghetto enough to drop the term -Bae- so casually?

Hahahahahah

yes, punk

[CPTBadAss]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyal

[tp4tissue]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyal

This is getting all K-Drama up in here.. 

As you can see,  DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.

[beehatch]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyal

This is getting all K-Drama up in here.. 

As you can see,  DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.

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You put a lot of time into that lol.

[tp4tissue]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyal

This is getting all K-Drama up in here.. 

As you can see,  DeMilk is forceful and has multiple personalities connecting with several people simultaneously, he is also the slutty one of the Show.

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You put a lot of time into that lol.

where do you live beehatch.. y are you up so early.

[beehatch]

this is a dating advice thread, not tell you where I live thread

!!!!!!!!!

[tp4tissue]

this is a dating advice thread, not tell you where I live thread

!!!!!!!!!

um.. you could've just said pacific/ central/ eastern   

[beehatch]

this is a dating advice thread, not tell you where I live thread

!!!!!!!!!

um.. you could've just said pacific/ central/ eastern

It's much easier being an idiot.

Eastern, mister.

[absyrd]

Eastern like me...

Gets up early to get a head start on the day and get exercise and some work done... then gets trapped into tp4's web of off-topic fun/nonsense.

[Halverson]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

[Air tree]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.

Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..




Just kidding, I love you Canadians

[Halverson]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.

Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..




Just kidding, I love you Canadians

I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.

[Air tree]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.

Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..




Just kidding, I love you Canadians

I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.

I live in Washington. I'm sure I could make it to your Canadian ass, literally and figuratively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Halverson]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

I don't date Canadian health care loving un-americans such as your self.

Needs more guns and less social policy's pls..




Just kidding, I love you Canadians

I guess there lies the problem. No one here lives close enough to me.

I live in Washington. I'm sure I could make it to your Canadian ass, literally and figuratively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I doubt there is any gher close than four hours from me. YM88 doesn't count, I brought him to this place.

[HoffmanMyster]

you get so jealous

I know.

maybe we should work on that, considering this is the dating advice thread.


GUIZ WHY DOES HOFF GET SO JELLY WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S MY ONLY BAE?

pls halp

I'm the one who should be jealous...Hoff and I together first. These mods ain't loyal

I'm equally loyal to all my love interests.

[vivalarevolución]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

[absyrd]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

[Halverson]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

She knows

[HoffmanMyster]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

Duuuude, you're supposed to go on the dates with her...

:facepalm:

[beehatch]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I've only been on like 3 my entire life!

Now either your advice is terrible or...

or its terrible.

[abswyfe]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

[Halverson]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

Consider me turned on!

[beehatch]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

Consider me turned on!

I second that motion.

[absyrd]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

 )

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

[paicrai]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

 )

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

actually i havent been banned yet so i think she needs kick it up 7 notches
however if you want to get muted go outside of off topic and bruise someone's knee

[HoffmanMyster]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

 )

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

It takes a lot more than that. 

[demik]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

 )

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

Oh so that's what you meant when you said you were a G men fan

[katushkin]

)

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

It takes a lot more than that. 

Especially from a woman hah.

[absyrd]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

 )

I don't know exactly what it takes to get banned from this place, but I think you are on the right track, beautiful.

Oh so that's what you meant when you said you were a G men fan

****. I have no 49ers quip to counter that.

[vivalarevolución]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

I couldn't have asked for anything better when I started this thread.

[tp4tissue]

So no one went dating yet?

Who wants to go on a date? Let's go.

With the advice in this thread so far, everybody should have gone on at least five dates already.

I did. Just don't tell my wife.

You had better count it as six then because you made me put on a mustache and strap-on the other day

I couldn't have asked for anything better when I started this thread.

Pegging eh?

Now we know who wears Pants in the relationship..

[demik]

And the bigger penis.

[tp4tissue]

And the bigger penis.

How have you confirmed this information.

[demik]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.

[paicrai]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots huge ****s.

this sentence works too

[beehatch]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

[tp4tissue]

Hahahahahahaha

All the Sub-50wpm peeps need to read my speed guide..

135wpm guaranteed or your money back..

Compendium of Speed

[tp4tissue]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

This would only be a question to the ladies right? 

[beehatch]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

This would only be a question to the ladies right?

It can be for guys too obviously lol. 

Now, does that WPM attract all the ladies for you?

[tp4tissue]

okay advice time

would you date somebody who only typed at 50wpm or less?

seems like another deal breaker for me

They clearly have no finger strength!

This would only be a question to the ladies right?

It can be for guys too obviously lol. 

Now, does that WPM attract all the ladies for you?

What do you think? 

[demik]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

[beehatch]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

[absyrd]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.

I love the vaGiants, too. 

[demik]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

Your unrealistic standards. Houffman shows you more then 50wpm and now you expect us non giants to live up to him. Unpossible!

( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Absyrd is a giants fan, so he already roots for huge ****s.

I love the vaGiants, too. 

Giant women, aka men. Got it.

[tp4tissue]

We all finger our boards all day, I don't think the strength is the problem.

Then what is the problem?

sigh....

Well, back when I was still playing the game..

The reality of boy-girl interaction is dead simple..


There was sex, the end..

Girls are raised so differently from boys..

They each develop interests and hobbies that become firmly established in the teenage years.


So later on,  when they try to do something together,  the common thing will never be the MOST interesting thing that they've been raised to do..

For example..

Lets say a girl likes shopping for clothes (THE BEST)
Lets say a boy likes working on engines (THE BEST)

The apex of their interests do not cross..

SO,  at best they default to a common interest that's only Mildly amusing to the both of them..

^^^  This hobby (whatever it is) will always be less interesting than SEX,  and so guess what happens in the end..

They have sex.. and ignore each other from then on to go do their own things..



This is why the majority of relationships follow this the cycle where you get super close, then distant, then bored, and if without children,  break up..